Couple were arguing in public when suddenly the wife shouts “IF YOU WOULDN’T HAVE FUCKED YOUR SISTER, WE WOULD BE FINE!”
The Creusot steam hammer
"In its heyday, the hammer would sometimes give public demonstrations of its accuracy. It could be used to cork a bottle, crack a nut without damaging the contents, or tap a watch glass without breaking it. With such demonstrations, steam hammers for a time became symbols of industrial precision."